The Great Debate
It seems there are two types of person on this planet. Those who wipe their arse sitting down and those who stand. Up until a few months ago, I thought there was only one way to clean your posterior so it came as quite a surprise to me to learn there was such a strong following who disagreed with my choice. Over several deadlocked discussions in public houses and even the workplace, the most popular choice was not clear. Each side arguing the points for their case, and each side refusing to accept they were wrong.
Living in the democracy that we do, the only way to decide this argument was to put it to the popular vote. It became evident that a more statistically sound method than drunken pub banter was required. So, I took upon myself to create an online poll, to decide finally, which method was best. If this is a topic you feel strongly about please participate now, or view the latest results.
Update: the results are in and we have a winner. Read the rest of this entry »