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Firstly, I must apologise for the delay in making these photos available but this was entirely the fault of Sarah Kelly (shown right, stealing meat). She stole from me my camera and I have only recently had it returned to me.

A weekend away in the country was organised and planned by Hayley Q and Mr Kelly and it was great to go away somewhere in England that was not Bridport. We stayed in some olde English cottages situated in Ipswich, Suffolk. Our cottage was very cosy indeed. The sleeping arrangements were a little congested but Neal managed to wangle it so he slept with a man on every night.

Despite the best efforts of certain women, we kept our cottage in relatively good nik. This is more than can be said for our unruly neighbours, who took to smashing microwave plates and murder. On the whole it was a very pleasant weekend away and I really hope Stace, whose birthday it was we were celebrating enjoyed herself, but there was an event that detracted from all the jovial nature. It was a heinous crime and I stewed long and hard over whether to release the evidence. But I decided in the end that the world needs to see the perpetrators for who they are and what they did. It involved the slaughter of an innocent swine whose only crime was to look cute and befriend me! What follows are two videos depicting the poor piggy’s last few minutes. Be warned, it is not for the squeamish…

The pictures of the weekend, none of which involve anything nastier than me kissing a dog, are on page 2.

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This entry was posted on Monday, November 20th, 2006 at 6:45 pm by Hopkins and is filed under Birthdays. Comments are currently closed.